Why learn German?

So we’re driving home today after I picked Suzette up from school. “Der Kommissar” by Falco was playing on my iPod. Since Suzette has defective ears, she’s always asking me to sing the songs. When she did it this time, I simply told her I couldn’t because I didn’t speak German, even though I wish I did since that would mean I would understand what was going on on the History Channel more than half the time……

[tags]german, humor, Falco[/tags]