This is a cute thing. What if there was truth in flying? Here’s an excerpt from the pre-flight safety briefing on the fictional “Veritas Airlines”. I would fly them, especially if they didn’t tell the lies the other airlines tell.
GOOD morning, ladies and gentlemen. We are delighted to welcome you aboard Veritas Airways, the airline that tells it like it is. Please ensure that your seat belt is fastened, your seat back is upright and your tray-table is stowed. At Veritas Airways, your safety is our first priority. Actually, that is not quite true: if it were, our seats would be rear-facing, like those in military aircraft, since they are safer in the event of an emergency landing. But then hardly anybody would buy our tickets and we would go bust.
The whole thing is pretty amusing. Read the whole thing here, and have a nice flight.