Instead of “man bites dog”, it’s “dog shoot man”.
Police say King George, a 150-pound Great Dane, accidentally knocked a .22-caliber pistol off his owner’s end table around 2:30 a.m. Wednesday. The gun went off, hitting his 21-year-old owner in the back, MyFOXMemphis.com reports.
OK…Reality just warped into something I can’t begin to describe.
Not only that, but Frayser has a Wikipedia entry.